Saturday, September 25, 2010

Some of the best one-liners

Found some great funny one-liners:

1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.

2. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

3. Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

4. Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.

5. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

6. Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

7. There's two types of people in this world, one who can count, and one who can't.

8. The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

11sec Sep 2010 progress

Joining this month 11sec, actually more of just practicing my polishing. I did the first 6 sec first, just in case i cant finish, at least i get to practice, still blocking the second half, gonna be quite accupied after starting RnH training.

I try to polish it as much as i can, the best of my ability, see how much i can do, cause i notice i slack off during polish stage in the past :p